my pizza hut dream

It's storytime from Mallory's dreamland!

Last night I had a dream that I had been hired as a waitress at Pizza Hut. When I showed up for my first day of what I assumed to be training, they slapped a pad of paper and a pen in my hand and told me to get to work because I had customers waiting. So I set off to take some orders, which is when I discovered that I was in France, or at least I was speaking in French to my customers and they were paying with euros. I was the only waitress working, and suddenly people came pouring into the restaurant...my family was there, some of my friends were there, and even Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were able to reconcile their differences to make a trip to Pizza Hut. I was doing well waiting on about 50 people, until someone ordered iced tea to drink, and I panicked...I don't know how to make iced tea! But I was able to find a customer who did, so all was well. Then as I was going into the kitchen to pick up a pizza, I see Paul Golke, sporting a mullet, in true Paul Golke fashion, picking pepperonis off of the pizza I was about to serve. I ask him what he's doing, and he says he came to tell me that I'd been hired back at camp, and that the camp board could tell that I was a real Lutheran. So then I had to make a decision...Pizza Hut or camp? And that's when I woke up.